What happens when you don't make a list!

I didn't make a list and I got sucked into the vortex of the 42" Celtic Tiger Plasma. After my customary cup of tea, and two rounds of toast I turned on the TV to be greeted with "I'm raising a child I don't know if I'm the father" run of the mill Jeremy Kyle! I ignored the detail of this segment, logging onto the net to catch up with the mornings papers when my ears picked up.

"after the break we have my mums a 62 year old pensioner who can't stop sleeping around."

Well just the title of the segment had me in stitches, Maxie my golden lab pup was looking at me as if I wasn't wise! I can't believe the emotions that flowed through me as I watched it. " I thought 'how disgusting, then I felt sorry for her, then I thought 'fair fucks to her' then I got the shock of my life when her daughter shouted "but she's not even using condoms." The lady in question went on to explain that she'd been married for over 25 years and that she never got any bedroom action. Now that the husband is dead, she is she's loving sex, so much so that the snooker table of her local was the latest place she let someone park his cue! (corny but I couldn't resist) What a spark for life she had - lets just hope people don't keep judging her and that she's invested in some protection.

Then i made another cup of tea and flicked over to This Morning they had a segment "Dunk the Hunks" they were testing men's swimwear by dunking chippendale strippers into a bath of water to see if their speedos stayed on! Just a little eye candy for the mid-morning cup of tea.

and before I knew it there were the Loose Women chatting about everything from Michael Jackson to dressing up in sexy underwear, by the time it was over it was 2.30pm and I was still in my boxers!

p.s. make a list!